The Dirty Pair versus
The Dragon Trio
Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance, date unknown
Spud: Wrestling fans, our next contest is the final GDWA bout
here tonight. It is a tag team grudge match scheduled for one fall
with a 30 minute time limit.
(Fans cheer as they hear "Antonio Baka Guy" by Shonen Knife)
Spud: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 272
pounds. She hails from San Francisco, California! She is 5 feet 7, 132
pounds, the Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION...
'THE FRANCHISE' DAISY BUTTERFLY!
(fans pop as Daisy Butterfly slips through the curtain and drops down to
one knee.)
Spud: Her tag team partner makes her long awaited return to the
squared circle. She is 5 feet 6 inches, 140 pounds, a former two-time
GDWA Western Heritage champion.... the one, the only.... 'Dangerous Queen'
Sachie Yokoyama!!
(Sachie heads through the curtain to a FURIOUS ovation.)
Spud: Together, they are known as THE DIRTY PAIR.
Mutt: This has been long and coming!
Bishop: The Dirty Pair getting cheers here in Japan, and this
will be the last time they are cheered. In the States, Daisy Butterfly
is hated as the top rulebreaker in our promotion. Sachie has followed
in her footsteps after making her return.
Mutt: Oh Yeah, when Sachie Yokoyama made her return at the GDWA
pay per view Dawg Pound Nights, no one could believe it! Now, she's back with
her best friend in the entire world, Daisy B.
(The two women strut down the aisle embracing the cheers. Daisy
enters the ring wearing an all white one piece and a black elbow pad.
She wears white and black speckled butterfly shaped face paint. The
Intercontinental belt is displayed prominently around her waist. Sachie
encircles ringside, slapping hands with her countrymen. She then slides
into the ring wearing an all black two piece with white laces along the pant
leg. Red and blue streamers shoot into the ring as fans POP big
time!)
Spud: And THEIR opponents, representing the Dragon Trio...
weighing in at a combined weight of 240 pounds...
(The lights shut off as yellow and red lights pan across the
arena.)
Spud: Hailing from Kyoto, Japan! She is 5 feet 4 inches, 115
pounds, here is the reigning Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance WESTERN HERITAGE
CHAMPION.... "Kyoto Crippler" Keiko Mita!
(The thunderous roar of Japanese drums precedes Keiko Mita as she comes
out. Short and lean, this intense Asian woman has stylish short hair
with red highlights. Her wrestling clothes are also black, loose
fitting karate pants with silver letters down the sides that read 'Dragon
Trio' (In English on the left, in Japanese on the right), and a sports
bra with crossed silver katanas over the chest. Black boots and black
tape on her hands and wrists complete the outfit. The Western Heritage
belt is draped over one shoulder.)
Bishop: Mita is standing on the rampway with hands on her hips,
just staring in the ring. This is personal.
Mutt: OH yeah! Mita looked up to Daisy Butterfly before she
turned to rulebreaking... then you have Sachie Yokoyama. Rekka Sakura
and she were always compared to her while Sachie was away. NOW! Now,
Sachie is back, and Mita faces the woman who is heralded as the prototype of
Japanese wrestling in America.
Spud: Her tag team partner...
(FURIOUS pop as fans hear "Cruel Angel's Thesis" by Ryokoo
Takahashi.)
Spud: Making her return to SUPER JAPAN! Hailing from Tokyo,
Japan! She is 5 feet 6 inches, 125 pounds.... the SUPER JAPAN PRO WRESTLING
All Asian Women's Champion....
(_Thunderous_ pop as Rekka Sakura bursts through the curtain,
smiling.)
Spud: 'burning cherry blossom' REKKA SAKURA!!!
(The arena jumps to their feet and explodes as Rekka Sakura and Keiko Mita
head down the rampway. They slap hands with fans along the way as
Sachie and Daisy climb the turnbuckles and insult their opponents.)
Bishop: This has been long and coming. The Dragon Trio
against the Dirty Pair.
Mutt: Mita and Sakura both looking in great condition. And
Daisy and Sakura look like they could add World tag titles to their resumes
as well.
(Ding Ding Ding Ding)
(Fans all cheering as the four women in the ring anxiously glare at each
other.)
Bishop: Who's gonna start?
Mutt: OH boy!
(Daisy Butterfly steps through the ropes to the ring apron as Sachie
Yokoyama leans against the buckles in her corner.)
Bishop: Rekka and Keiko conferring with one another, and Daisy
Butterfly massaging Sachie's shoulders.
Mutt: We've got four Japanese legends in the ring. Rekka
Sakura will start out first, and Mita leaning through the ropes pointing over
at Daisy.
(Fans all whistling as Rekka Sakura calls over Sachie Yokoyama.)
Mutt: It's been a year, but Sachie Yokoyama coming out of the
near corner, and we're about to get it on.
Bishop: Sachie and Rekka encircling one another, and now a
Collar and Elbow tie up.... and Sachie with the weight advantage, forcing
Rekka back a tad...
Mutt: SIDE HEADLOCK TAKEDOWN BY SACHIE YOKOYAMA!
(Fans go "ohhhhhhhhhhhhh" as Rekka Sakura kneels and leans against the
ropes.)
Bishop: Sachie Yokoyama double pointing over to Daisy Butterfly,
and Daisy pointing right back.
Mutt: Keiko Mita climbing up to the second turnbuckle and
clapping her hands, rooting on Rekka Sakura. These two have to be
careful. Sachie doesn't make mistakes in the ring. She's a
general. She's smart and knows how to dictate policy in the ring.
(Fans all cheering as Rekka Sakura bounds back up to her feet.)
Bishop: Rekka Sakura looking on carefully as Sachie readies with
a grin. A collar and elbow tie up and Sachie forcing Rekka back
again. Rekka down on one knee and Sachie forcing her down to the
mat...
Mutt: But Rekka with a hellava bridge. Her shoulders won't
meet the canvas. Rekka fighting her way back up and now a Backheel
trip!
Bishop: Sachie up and backing off as Rekka Sakura runs in
and...
Mutt: .... SACHIE WITH A REVERSE KNIFE EDGE!
(Fans pop as Rekka Sakura gets weak in the knees.)
Bishop: And another shot! And now Sachie Yokoyama with an Irish
Whip to the far ropes as Sachie makes the tag. Rekka bouncing off and
Rekka with a forward roll and sliding out of the ring.
Mutt: And Mita catapults herself into the ring... and Sachie
twirls around. Collar and Elbow tie up and Mita with a standing switch
and a Waistlock take down!
Bishop: Rekka Sakura on the outside, and hold on, Daisy
Butterfly with a head of steam... and Daisy with a RUNNING LARIAT!
(FANS ROAR as Rekka Sakura falls over.)
Bishop: Mita hopping over the top rope to the floor, and the
fight is on! Daisy and Mita exchanging hard right hands, and Mita getting the
best of Daisy. Sachie sliding out to the outside now, and this thing is
getting out of hand.
Mutt: Mita with an Irish Whip, no, Reversal and Keiko
Mita....
Bishop: SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE GUARDRAILING AND NAILS DAISY WITH A
FOREARM!
(Fans all cheer!)
Mutt: Meanwhile, Sachie Yokoyama and Rekka Sakura fighting it
out. This has turned into a street fight.
Bishop: Mita with a pick up and front face lock... FISHERMAN'S
BUSTER! Right on the floor! Mita pounding away on Daisy who is laid out on
the floor. Mita tossing her into the ring, and now climbing up to the
ring apron.
Mutt: Sachie Yokoyama running after Mita and.... THE CRIPPLER
WITH A SUICIDE DIVE ONTO SACHIE YOKOYAMA!!!!
(Major POP as they fall to the floor.)
Bishop: Rekka Sakura climbing into the ring, and now Daisy is
upon her. Hard shots with the flat of the foot to the ribs of the SJPW
champion. Rekka grabbing her midsection as Daisy picks her up.
Mutt: Armdrag by Daisy, and now she hooks nails away with High
Knees to the midsection.
Bishop: A Monkey Flip counter by Rekka Sakura and Daisy twirling
around and applying a Drop Toe Hold. Now she's slapping Rekka Sakura in
the back of the head. No respect.
Mutt: Sachie and Mita heading back into their respective
corners, and Daisy with a pick up. Daisy B is one of the best technical
wrestlers in the world. But in this match, we're gonna see a damn
fight!
Bishop: Daisy with a pick up and an Irish Whip to the far
ropes. Rekka twisting and Springboarding off the ropes nailing Sachie
with a Dropkick!
(Fans cheer as Sachie Yokoyama flies off the ring apron.)
Spud: 8 minutes have gone by 30 minute time limit.
Bishop: Daisy running in and Rekka Sakura dropping down to the
mat as Daisy hops over. Rekka back up and into the far ropes as Daisy
runs to the side ropes. Both women meeting in the middle of the ring
and...
Mutt: Daisy with a Tilt a Whirl and BACKBREAKER!
Bishop: Keiko Mita calling on Rekka as Daisy calls in
Sachie. Sachie and Daisy stomping away as Mita charges in!
Mutt: Daisy with Open Hand Palm Strikes to Keiko Mita's
chest. The ref trying to get some order, but Daisy with an Irish Whip
to the far ropes. Mita bouncing off and NAILS DAISY WITH A LEG
LARIAT!
(FANS POP!)
Bishop: Sachie Yokoyama and Mita firing away. Mita with a
Karate Chop and Sachie with a snapping Reverse Knife Edge! Mita right back
and Sachie unflinching.
Mutt: And Sachie with another chop, and Mita backing off.
Hold on, Rekka Sakura scuttling across the canvas and _clips_ Sachie's
leg!
(Fans pop as Sachie Yokoyama crumbles to the canvas.)
Bishop: Daisy is up and Rekka Sakura with a Leg drag takedown
and Mita backing into the ropes. She Springboards off and somersaults
off with a Guillotine Legdrop!
(Fans all on their feet.)
Mutt: Rekka Sakura picking up Sachie upon her shoulders, and
Keiko Mita heading over to the near corner. She's going up top!
(Fans all jumping up and down as Mita stands poised on the top
turnbuckle.)
Bishop: Daisy is dazed as Mita is up high! The "Kyoto Crippler"
leaping off the top and she.....
Mutt: FRANKENSTEINERS SACHIE YOKOYAMA OFF REKKA'S SHOUDERS!
(The arena explodes as Mita cradles the leg.)
Ref: 1........................... 2........................... no!
(Fans boo as Daisy Butterfly breaks the count.)
Bishop: Daisy shoving Mita off of Sachie for the break, and
Rekka now charging into Daisy. A pick up by Rekka and she Irish Whips
Daisy, no, reversal!
Mutt: Daisy in the middle of the ring as Mita runs into the side
ropes. Rekka Sakura bouncing off the side ropes as Mita comes off the
side. Daisy telegraphing a High Back Body...
Bishop: BUT MITA WITH A FLYING SPINNING HEEL KICK....
Mutt: AND REKKA SAKURA WITH A FLYING LEG SWEEP TOSSLING DAISY TO
THE MAT!
(Fans all screaming as Rekka Sakura makes the cover.)
Ref: 1................................. 2........................ no!
Bishop: Kick out by Daisy, and Sachie Yokoyama sliding to the
outside. Sachie grabbing a chair, and it is apparent she's taking on
the American style of wrestling.
Mutt: Daisy is hurt, she's clutching her leg as the ref forces
Mita out of the ring. Rekka with a Waistlock, Belly to Belly
Suplex!
Bishop: Rekka Sakura making the tag, and Mita catapulting
herself into the ring. Mita with a pick up and firing away with Karate
Chops. A Crossface and German Suplex! Mita now going up top....
(Fans all whistling as Keiko Mita climbs the turnbuckles.)
Bishop: The ref making the count, and Sachie Yokoyama
chairshotting Rekka Sakura.
Mutt: Mita is distracted as she looks out to her partner.
Daisy slow to her feet and hustles over to Mita. Mita flying off the
top....
Bishop: Daisy catches her with a Tilt-a-Whirl into a Liger
Bomb!
(Fans go "ooooooooooooooooooooh" as both women lay out on the
canvas.)
Bishop: Rekka Sakura slow to her feet as she looks on.
Daisy Butterfly crawling over to her corner as Rekka gets up to the ring
apron. This has been a war the entire way.
Spud: 15 minutes have gone by in the 30 minute time limit.
(Fans all stomping their feet and cheering as Keiko Mita crawls for her
corner.)
Bishop: Mita has wanted a match with Daisy Butterfly since Daisy
turned rulebreaker. Daisy insulted her, betrayed her, now Daisy gets
her butt kicked.
Mutt: Easier said than done. Daisy in her corner and...
makes the TAG.
Bishop: Sachie Yokoyama rushing into the ring and Mita makes the
TAG.
(Fans pop as Rekka Sakura bursts into the ring.)
Bishop: Sachie and Rekka firing away on each other as Rekka
backs off. Sachie with those nasty Reverse Knife Edges, and now Strong
Kicks against the ribs of Rekka.
Mutt: Sachie with an Irish Whip to the far ropes as Rekka is
sent flying. Sachie with a head of steam and _misses_ the Spinwheel
Kick!
Bishop: Rekka Sakura with a Single Leg pick up and a rolling Leg
Snap by the Super Japan champion! Daisy back in the ring and Rekka with a
SUPERKICK!
(Fans all screaming as Rekka Sakura Irish Whips Daisy Butterfly.)
Bishop: Daisy bouncing off and Rekka Sakura with a high back
body.... ! ! ! ! INTO A SPINNING BRAINBUSTER ! ! ! ! !
Mutt: Sachie Yokoyama moving in and Rekka with a Drop Toe
hold. Now a Double Leg pick up, grapevines the legs and...
(Fans all cheering as Rekka Sakura looks out to the arena.)
Bishop: TEXAS CLOVERLEAF!
(FANS ALL CHEERING!)
Mutt: Daisy Butterfly is down, and Sachie is screaming her head
off. She's reaching for the ropes, and Rekka with excellent ring
positioning.
Bishop: Daisy slow to her feet, and running in for the break,
but Rekka with a Double Leg Takedown and firing away on Daisy. Hard
right hands, and Rekka Sakura is winning this single handedly!
(Fans all whistling as Rekka picks up Daisy Butterfly.)
Mutt: Rekka propping Daisy Butterfly up on the top turnbuckle,
and she's climbing up top. Sachie Yokoyama slow to her feet as Daisy is
helpless on the top turnbuckle.
Bishop: What's going on with the ref?
Mutt: Rekka Sakura slapping on a frontface lock, and Daisy the
left leg to block it. Daisy has her up by one leg as Rekka releases the
hold. Rekka Sakura measuring her and... ENZUIGIRI KICK OFF THE
TOP?!
(Monster pop as Rekka Sakura holds onto the top turnbuckle.)
Bishop: DAISY IS DOWN! DAISY IS DOWN!
Mutt: Rekka getting back up to the top turnbuckle, and Sachie
Yokoyama sprinting toward the side ropes. Rekka balancing herself...
but Sachie Springboards off....
Bishop: TORNADO DDT and-Rekka-hits-outside-of-the-ring... OH
*BLEEP*!!
(Fans all scream as Rekka Sakura's head bounds off the ring
apron.)
Mutt: That's it! That's it!
Bishop: Oh my God!
(Ding Ding Ding Ding)
(Fans all screaming as Sachie and Rekka lay on the floor.)
Mutt: Rekka Sakura's neck just snapped.
Bishop: Sachie Yokoyama hit her with a Tornado DDT, but instead
of landing inside of the ring, they flew outside of the ring and Rekka's head
bounded off of the ring apron. My God, did you see her neck snap?
Mutt: Paramedics are rushing down to the ring area, and Sachie
is dazed.
Bishop: Mita and Daisy are nursing injuries, and I don't even
think they know what happened.
Mutt: The medics look nervous, and they are calling in an
ambulance.
(Fans are silent as Spud McKenzie runs over to the fallen Rekka
Sakura.)
Bishop: The ambulance has been backed into the arena, and they
carry Rekka Sakura into the ambulance. Sachie is hurt, but she'll leave
on her own. Mita sliding out of the ring, and following the
medics. She doesn't have a clue.
Spud: Wrestling fans, the referee has ruled that neither party
can continue this bout, it is ruled a no-contest.
(Fans are still silent as Rekka Sakura is packed in the back. Mita
enters the ambulance as fans look on in silence.)
Bishop: We hate to leave Super Japan fans up in the air like
this. The match has been ruled a no contest, but the story of the night
is the condition of Rekka Sakura. My God, that was not a normal
bump.
Mutt: Yeah, even I feel bad for her.... Sachie meant to
nail her with that DDT inside the ring... I'm sure of it. I'm sure of
it.
Bishop: Fans, Sam Mutt and myself return you to Super Japan
wrestling. From all of us at the Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance, so
long.
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